The Chit Chat Cafe
Welcome to the Chit Chat Cafe! Hope you had a great time here!
欢迎光临!!


A fun and exciting way to share ideas, photos, topics within friends and groups!
 
HomeChitChatCafe!GalleryFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in
Hey everyone! Do you know the more you post, the more points you can get? Post more so your ranking, status and experience points can go up! Who knows? You may be the first highest forumer pro! So what are you waiting for? Let's post! Remember, no spamming and short replies. =)
Latest topics
» What updates you want for the forum?
Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:24 pm by house88kend

» Going Kendspiration!
Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:19 pm by house88kend

» Hello everyone!! =)
Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:58 am by house88kend

» Nerd Controls girls with a Joystick!
Mon May 30, 2011 4:26 am by cat.strawberry

» Will and Kate meet the Obamas~
Mon May 30, 2011 4:26 am by cat.strawberry

» Tasmania的乌龟车
Mon May 30, 2011 4:25 am by cat.strawberry

» FriedOnion
Thu May 26, 2011 6:17 pm by erictyl

» Who do you care?
Wed May 25, 2011 5:44 pm by cat.strawberry

» If life that hard?
Wed May 25, 2011 5:44 pm by cat.strawberry

Navigation
 Portal
 Index
 Memberlist
 Profile
 FAQ
 Search

Share | 
 

 Things Women Cant Do...

Go down 
AuthorMessage
house88kend
Admin
Admin
avatar

Gemini Dragon
Posts : 85
Your Reputation: : 5
Join date : 2010-07-28
Age : 30
Location : Melbourne, Australia

PostSubject: Things Women Cant Do...   Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:56 pm

Things Women Cant Do

Source: Things Women Can't Do

1. Know anything about a car except its color.
2. Understand a film plot.
3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message.
4. Lift.
5. Throw.
6. Run.
7. Park.
8. Read a map.
9. Rob a bank.
10. Sit still.
11. Tell a joke.
12. Play snooker.
13. Pay for dinner.
14. Eat a kebab while walking.
15. Argue without shouting.
16. Get told off without crying.
17. Understand fruit machines.
18. Walk past a shoe shop.
19. Make a decent bacon sandwich.
20. Not comment on stranger's clothes.
21. Use small amounts of toilet paper.
22. Let you sleep with a hang over.
23. Drink a pint gracefully.
24. Get a round in.
25. Throw a punch.
26. Do magic.
27. Like your friends.
28. Eat a really hot curry.
29. Get to the point.
30. Buy plain envelopes.
31. Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet.
32. Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm Cold".
33. Go shopping without telephoning 20 friends.
34. Avoid credit card debt.
35. Dive into a pool.
36. Assemble furniture.
37. Set a video recorder.
38. Not to try to change you.
39. Watch a war film.
40. Understand why flirting results in violence.
41. Spend a day by themselves.
42. Go to the toilet by themselves.
43. Buy a purse that fits in your pocket.
44. Choose a video quickly.
45. piss on wall
46. Get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above


lol!
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://chitchatcafe.omgforum.net
TzeyenOng
Beginner Rank
Beginner Rank
avatar

Libra Monkey
Posts : 58
Your Reputation: : 9
Join date : 2010-07-28
Age : 25
Location : Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur

PostSubject: Re: Things Women Cant Do...   Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:41 am

I CAN GO TO TOILET MY MYSELF!!! Mad blek
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://tzeyen-ong.blogspot.com/
house88kend
Admin
Admin
avatar

Gemini Dragon
Posts : 85
Your Reputation: : 5
Join date : 2010-07-28
Age : 30
Location : Melbourne, Australia

PostSubject: Re: Things Women Cant Do...   Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:45 am

Twisted Evil hahaha!!
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://chitchatcafe.omgforum.net
cat.strawberry
Newbie
Newbie
avatar

Posts : 27
Your Reputation: : 9
Join date : 2010-07-29

PostSubject: Re: Things Women Cant Do...   Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:12 am

True enough~ Laughing
Back to top Go down
View user profile
house88kend
Admin
Admin
avatar

Gemini Dragon
Posts : 85
Your Reputation: : 5
Join date : 2010-07-28
Age : 30
Location : Melbourne, Australia

PostSubject: Re: Things Women Cant Do...   Tue May 24, 2011 5:58 pm

hahahahahahahaha
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://chitchatcafe.omgforum.net
cat.strawberry
Newbie
Newbie
avatar

Posts : 27
Your Reputation: : 9
Join date : 2010-07-29

PostSubject: Re: Things Women Cant Do...   Tue May 24, 2011 5:59 pm

LOL, I can rob a bank~ Shocked
Back to top Go down
View user profile
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Things Women Cant Do...   

Back to top Go down
 
Things Women Cant Do...
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Who women marry...
» Things to Do Besides Eat:
» Good things can happen when you're taking out the garbage.
» Anyone goood with making things from fiberglass?
» Weird Things

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
The Chit Chat Cafe :: Entertainment Board (娱乐场所) :: Humor-
Jump to: